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  • Robin William's Peace Plan

    I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for
    peace. So, here's one plan.

    1.) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
    affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,
    Milosevic and the rest of those 'good ole boys,' We will never "interfere" again.

    2.) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
    Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We
    would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the
    fence.

    3.) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.
    We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
    gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.

    4.) All ! future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days
    unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be
    allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here.
    Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

    5.) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If
    they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

    6.) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise.
    This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require
    a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have
    to cope for a while.

    7.) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel! for
    their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go
    somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the
    storage sites would be enough.)

    8.) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will
    not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement
    or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to
    the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

    9.) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't
    need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a
    good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

    10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can
    call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
    ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan.

    "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired,
    your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling,
    'You want a piece of me?'"
    Un-Official Sponsor of Randy Choate and Kevin Siegrist

  • #2
    Works for me.

    How soon can we get this implemented? B)
    Go Cards ...12 in 13.


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    • #3
      check snopes.com

      http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp

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      • #4
        I don't think he was running for office or anything.

        Its a joke.
        Un-Official Sponsor of Randy Choate and Kevin Siegrist

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        • #5
          Originally posted by lazydaze@Mar 27 2004, 03:38 PM
          I don't think he was running for office or anything.

          Its a joke.
          We know.
          Go Cards ...12 in 13.


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          • #6
            Originally posted by lazydaze@Mar 27 2004, 03:38 PM
            I don't think he was running for office or anything.

            Its a joke.
            yeah right - you are a republican so you are always wrong.






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            • #7
              but I am not...
              Un-Official Sponsor of Randy Choate and Kevin Siegrist

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              • #8
                Originally posted by hansolo+Mar 27 2004, 03:48 PM-->
                QUOTE (hansolo @ Mar 27 2004, 03:48 PM)

              • #9
                Originally posted by lazydaze@Mar 27 2004, 03:38 PM
                I don't think he was running for office or anything.

                Its a joke.
                Such a shame... :(

                the Dog

                Dat's right!

                Official Lounge Dog
                Official Lounge sponsor of Bryce Salvador
                Official Lounge sponsor of Cardinalgirl

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                • #10
                  I still like the rules. :-)

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                  • #11
                    Whoever wrote that, I'd vote for him.
                    Official sponsor of Mike Shannon's Retirement Party

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                    • #12
                      Originally posted by ElviswasaBluesFan@Mar 27 2004, 08:03 PM
                      Whoever wrote that, I'd vote for him.
                      Let's start a write in campaign
                      Go Cards ...12 in 13.


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                      • #13
                        Originally posted by TTB+Mar 27 2004, 08:49 PM-->
                        QUOTE (TTB @ Mar 27 2004, 08:49 PM)

                      • #14
                        Originally posted by ElviswasaBluesFan+Mar 27 2004, 09:05 PM-->
                        QUOTE (ElviswasaBluesFan @ Mar 27 2004, 09:05 PM)
                        Originally posted by [email protected] 27 2004, 08:49 PM

                      • #15
                        Originally posted by Indu WangZi+Mar 27 2004, 09:10 PM-->
                        QUOTE (Indu WangZi @ Mar 27 2004, 09:10 PM)
                        Originally posted by [email protected] 27 2004, 09:05 PM
                        Originally posted by [email protected] 27 2004, 08:49 PM
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