BUD LIGHT PRESENTS, REAL MEN OF GENIUS
Reeeeal men of geeeeeniouuuus!
Today we salute YOU, Mr. Boot Licking Internet Apologist
Mr. Boot Licking Internet A-pologist!
Only YOU can fully appreciate the nuance and genius involved with highly-compensated executives blowing season after season.
I've GOT perspective!!
While others are preoccupied with analyzing the games they love, only YOU see clearly enough to sanctimoniously set them straight and ridicule them with weak-azzed apologies.
Loggin' on now!
Your unique tolerance for failure extinguishes all competitive fire and desire for improvement as the complacency of your miserable everyday life spills over into endless excuses for failures on the field that millionaire executives are supposed to fix.
Why get excited?
And if some knowledgeable fan has the temerity to not accept half-azzed excuses for his sports dollar, you rain smug complacency down upon him with all the innocence and guile of a senior high party girl with her dress up around her neck
Total mediocrity!
So keep defending away oh exalted apologist of the ether, because when the failures you so ardently defend are ultimately exposed, you can just sign on with a new moniker and pretend to have been "right all along"
Mr. LaRussa-loving Bootlick Apologist!
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Reeeeal men of geeeeeniouuuus!
Today we salute YOU, Mr. Boot Licking Internet Apologist
Mr. Boot Licking Internet A-pologist!
Only YOU can fully appreciate the nuance and genius involved with highly-compensated executives blowing season after season.
I've GOT perspective!!
While others are preoccupied with analyzing the games they love, only YOU see clearly enough to sanctimoniously set them straight and ridicule them with weak-azzed apologies.
Loggin' on now!
Your unique tolerance for failure extinguishes all competitive fire and desire for improvement as the complacency of your miserable everyday life spills over into endless excuses for failures on the field that millionaire executives are supposed to fix.
Why get excited?
And if some knowledgeable fan has the temerity to not accept half-azzed excuses for his sports dollar, you rain smug complacency down upon him with all the innocence and guile of a senior high party girl with her dress up around her neck
Total mediocrity!
So keep defending away oh exalted apologist of the ether, because when the failures you so ardently defend are ultimately exposed, you can just sign on with a new moniker and pretend to have been "right all along"
Mr. LaRussa-loving Bootlick Apologist!
_________________
http://www.birdsonthebat.com/images/FiretheSquire2.jpg
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