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  • You Might be a Republican

    You might be a Republican if:

    You think HMO is a cable channel.

    You support a waiting period for abortions but not for gun purchases.

    You believe the "greenhouse effect" means better gardens.

    You think deregulation of the airline industry has been successful.

    You believe God is everywhere - except your motel room.

    Liberal applies to the amount of scotch in your glass, and moderate to the water.

    The only "gay" you support - is the Enola Gay.

    You believe judges have become political activists - except for the Supreme Court.

    You believe trial lawyers are evil except in the case of the 2000 election.

    You believe the NRA contributes more to American life than the NEA.

    You think banks and the government should keep your private financial records for years but have no right to keep gun purchase data for more than 24 hours.

    You believe a free press can not only be bought, but can also be profitable.

    You believe censorship is included in the First Amendment.

    You believe global warming is an advertising campaign by Coppertone.

    You believe money is free speech.

    You think death and taxes should only apply to the middle-class and poor.

    You support caps on jury awards but not on corporate energy price gouging.

    You see Monopoly as not just a board game but as good business for America.

    You think of reality TV as Fox News

    http://www.democraticunderground.com/artic...1/07/16_if.html
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    ..."I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered." George Best

  • #2
    One thread is enough...

    "Can't buy what I want because it's free...
    Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
    -- Pearl Jam, from the single Corduroy

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    • #3
      I love you man!
      Be passionate about what you believe in, or why bother.

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      • #4
        This one will do.
        Sponsor of Alex Pieterangelo.

        ..."I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered." George Best

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        • #5
          This thread is going to cause all sorts of hell tomorrow.

          Remember NO POLITICAL THREADS/POSTS on Friday!!!!!!!!!

          Too late, the minute people log on friday, they will come straight to this and go nuts.


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