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    You Know You're a Republican

    You know you're a Republican when...

    You think "proletariat" is a type of cheese.
    You've named your kids "Deduction one" and "Deduction two"
    You've tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were just allowed to keep more of their minimum wage.
    You've ever referred to someone as "my (insert racial or ethnic minority here) friend"
    You've ever tried to prove Jesus was a capitalist and opposed to welfare.
    You're a pro-lifer, but support the death penalty.
    You think Huey Newton is a cookie.
    The only union you support is the Baseball Players, because heck, they're richer than you.
    You think you might remember laughing once as a kid.
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    ..."I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered." George Best
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    Libs

    Typical lib

    liar, cheat, scam
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    • #3
      Originally posted by JackSparrow@Mar 25 2004, 11:47 PM
      Libs

      Typical lib

      liar, cheat, scam
      I just thought DaLode was getting a start on Friday jokes of the day Jack.

      Trying to keep up.
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      ..."I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered." George Best

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      • #4
        This thread is going to cause all sorts of hell tomorrow.

        Remember NO POLITICAL THREADS/POSTS on Friday!!!!!!!!!

        Too late, the minute people log on friday, they will come straight to this and go nuts.


        Trig vs JD part 1,556,332,477,433,216,246,578
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        • #5
          Originally posted by JackSparrow@Mar 25 2004, 11:52 PM
          This thread is going to cause all sorts of hell tomorrow.

          Remember NO POLITICAL THREADS/POSTS on Friday!!!!!!!!!

          Too late, the minute people log on friday, they will come straight to this and go nuts.


          Trig vs JD part 1,556,332,477,433,216,246,578
          We get our shots tonight.

          I pity the visitors tomorrow.

          I'm taking the over on tomorrow's political thread posts.
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          • #6
            You've ever referred to someone as "my (insert racial or ethnic minority here) friend"
            :rolleyes:

            Liberals do this too. It's not illegal.

            You're a pro-lifer, but support the death penalty.
            There's a difference in killing murderers, rapists, arsonists, etc., and pre-born, sinless, healthy children.
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            • #7
              Ohio Blues bites the dust.

              Add OB to the list.
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              ..."I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered." George Best

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              • #8
                Originally posted by ohio BLUES@Mar 26 2004, 12:42 AM
                You've ever referred to someone as "my (insert racial or ethnic minority here) friend"
                :rolleyes:

                Liberals do this too. It's not illegal.

                You're a pro-lifer, but support the death penalty.
                There's a difference in killing murderers, rapists, arsonists, etc., and pre-born, sinless, healthy children.
                You sir...you are BANNED!!!!!!!!!!!

                URA..

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by ohio BLUES@Mar 26 2004, 01:42 AM
                  You've ever referred to someone as "my (insert racial or ethnic minority here) friend"
                  :rolleyes:

                  Liberals do this too. It's not illegal.

                  You're a pro-lifer, but support the death penalty.
                  There's a difference in killing murderers, rapists, arsonists, etc., and pre-born, sinless, healthy children.
                  I thought pro lifers were aginst killing period?

                  (sorry had to respond to this)

                  And how do you UN DO a death penalty when you find out you killed the wrong guy.
                  Be passionate about what you believe in, or why bother.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Indu WangZi+Mar 26 2004, 01:45 AM-->
                    QUOTE (Indu WangZi @ Mar 26 2004, 01:45 AM)
                  • #11
                    Madyaks will have a field day today.

                    Something about "Nothing left to lose".
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                    • #12
                      Originally posted by madyaks+Mar 26 2004, 12:47 AM-->
                      QUOTE (madyaks @ Mar 26 2004, 12:47 AM)
                    • #13
                      Originally posted by JackSparrow@Mar 25 2004, 11:52 PM
                      Trig vs JD part 1,556,332,477,433,216,246,578
                      That's right,

                      and I'm still 1,556,332,477,433,216,246,578 and 0 against him.
                      2005 Mandatory Loyalty Oath: I love America, our troops, baseball, Moms, and certain pies. I want no harm to come to any of those institutions, nor do I take any glee in their demise.

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                      • #14
                        Originally posted by Trigfunctions+Mar 26 2004, 10:10 AM-->
                        QUOTE (Trigfunctions @ Mar 26 2004, 10:10 AM)
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                        Because he IS shit.

                        Makes it easier.
                        And, frankly, it has never occured to me that "winning" a debate is important, or that I should be hurt when someone like Airshark or kah, among others (for whom winning a pseudo debate or declaring intellectual superiority over invisible others is obviously very important) ridicule me.

                        -The Artist formerly known as King in KC

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