Man gets bitch slapped by Richard Simmons

[lasvegasreb]

If this happened to you, you would NEVER LIVE IT DOWN...read about it here

Apparently, he's keeping his pimp hand strong..

[Iowa_Card]

Richard used his balls... to slap the guy in the face with.

[Guppy]

Originally posted by Iowa_Card@Mar 25 2004, 08:08 AM
Richard used his balls... to slap the guy in the face with.

that would be called a "Teabag-slap"

[Weird_English_Guy]

I hope for his sake, this guys name doesn't come out. Other wise he'll be up there with David Gest in the wussy pussy stakes.

[Iowa_Card]

Originally posted by Guppy+Mar 25 2004, 08:12 AM-->

QUOTE (Guppy @ Mar 25 2004, 08:12 AM)

ElviswasaBluesFan Over 40 Victim of Fate Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 41877 Share Tweet #6 03-25-2004, 08:21 AM How much of a puss do you have to be to get bitch slapped by Richard Simmons? Geez. Official sponsor of Mike Shannon's Retirement Party Comment Post Cancel bigJOE Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 7055 Share Tweet #7 03-25-2004, 08:28 AM Originally posted by Weird_English_Guy@Mar 25 2004, 08:13 AM I hope for his sake, this guys name doesn't come out. Other wise he'll be up there with David Gest in the wussy pussy stakes. no joke. maybe we should have a patsy tournament to see who the biggest puss is. Official 2009 Sponsor of nobody Comment Post Cancel Weird_English_Guy Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 2172 Share Tweet #8 03-25-2004, 08:35 AM Originally posted by bigJOE+Mar 25 2004, 09:28 AM--> QUOTE (bigJOE @ Mar 25 2004, 09:28 AM) steveInebriated Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 25300 Share Tweet #9 03-25-2004, 08:36 AM Originally posted by Weird_English_Guy+Mar 25 2004, 09:35 AM--> QUOTE (Weird_English_Guy @ Mar 25 2004, 09:35 AM) Originally posted by [email protected] 25 2004, 09:28 AM Turd Ferguson Admire me. Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 38335 Share Tweet #10 03-25-2004, 08:53 AM If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother. Comment Post Cancel lazydaze Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 34777 Share Tweet #11 03-25-2004, 09:10 AM True story.... About 7 years ago, a client had an apartment on Bourbon Street (NO), and I was invited down for Mardi Gras. Well, we were all out on the balcony watching the festivities, beads getting tossed up and down, bewbies flashing, etc... Typical Mardi Gras stuff... Well, Ole Dick Simmons was going to make alive televised appearance from the Balcony next to ours. When he comes out in his sequin outfit, the beads just go crazy, he is waving and cheering and ....whap.... a set of beads nails him square in the kisser, I mean a rocket shot. Well he flies of the handle, he is hysterical...Crying and screaming, throws all kinds of drinks and nick knack down at the crowd. All of a sudden this deck of cards comes whipping by, hits the wall and the cards just explode everywhere. He screeches one more time and runs back inside. Funny shit I ever did see. All caught on TV. They only showed the first few seconds when he got hit in the face. Un-Official Sponsor of Randy Choate and Kevin Siegrist Comment Post Cancel davhaf Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 21442 Share Tweet #12 03-25-2004, 09:11 AM I would open a vein if I were slapped by Richard Simmons and wasn't arrested for murder afterwards. I agree with Davhaf.....Kaiser March 9,2004 Official Lounge co-sponsor of Jason Motte. Mick Jagger is in better shape than far too many NBA players. It's up in the air whether the same can be said of Keith Richards. Bill Walton Comment Post Cancel justwundrin Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 2214 Share Tweet #13 03-25-2004, 09:18 AM Originally posted by lazydaze@Mar 25 2004, 10:10 AM When he comes out in his sequin outfit, the beads just go crazy, he is waving and cheering and ....whap.... a set of beads nails him square in the kisser, I mean a rocket shot. Well he flies of the handle, he is hysterical...Crying and screaming, throws all kinds of drinks and nick knack down at the crowd. Maybe he was expecting a pearl necklace? Official sponsor of the baseball gods and other missalaneous stuff. Comment Post Cancel JWB Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 29842 Share Tweet #14 03-25-2004, 09:36 AM Originally posted by Weird_English_Guy@Mar 25 2004, 08:13 AM I hope for his sake, this guys name doesn't come out. Other wise he'll be up there with David Gest in the wussy pussy stakes. Or Lionel Richie. Seriously, If I got my ass kicked by Richard Simmons, I'd find the nearest moving bus and stand in front of it. RIP Chris Jones 1971-2009 You'll never be forgotten. Comment Post Cancel Previous template Next English (US) Deutsch (Du) English (US) French Spanish Help Contact Us Go to top Copyright © 2003-13, TippingPitchers.com Powered by vBulletin® Version 5.7.3 Copyright © 2023 vBulletin Solutions, Inc. All rights reserved. All times are GMT-6. This page was generated at 10:18 AM. Working... Yes No OK OK Cancel X

[ElviswasaBluesFan]

How much of a puss do you have to be to get bitch slapped by Richard Simmons?

Geez.

[bigJOE]

Originally posted by Weird_English_Guy@Mar 25 2004, 08:13 AM
I hope for his sake, this guys name doesn't come out. Other wise he'll be up there with David Gest in the wussy pussy stakes.

no joke. maybe we should have a patsy tournament to see who the biggest puss is.

[Weird_English_Guy]

Originally posted by bigJOE+Mar 25 2004, 09:28 AM-->

QUOTE (bigJOE @ Mar 25 2004, 09:28 AM)

steveInebriated Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 25300 Share Tweet #9 03-25-2004, 08:36 AM Originally posted by Weird_English_Guy+Mar 25 2004, 09:35 AM--> QUOTE (Weird_English_Guy @ Mar 25 2004, 09:35 AM) Originally posted by [email protected] 25 2004, 09:28 AM Turd Ferguson Admire me. Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 38335 Share Tweet #10 03-25-2004, 08:53 AM If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother. Comment Post Cancel lazydaze Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 34777 Share Tweet #11 03-25-2004, 09:10 AM True story.... About 7 years ago, a client had an apartment on Bourbon Street (NO), and I was invited down for Mardi Gras. Well, we were all out on the balcony watching the festivities, beads getting tossed up and down, bewbies flashing, etc... Typical Mardi Gras stuff... Well, Ole Dick Simmons was going to make alive televised appearance from the Balcony next to ours. When he comes out in his sequin outfit, the beads just go crazy, he is waving and cheering and ....whap.... a set of beads nails him square in the kisser, I mean a rocket shot. Well he flies of the handle, he is hysterical...Crying and screaming, throws all kinds of drinks and nick knack down at the crowd. All of a sudden this deck of cards comes whipping by, hits the wall and the cards just explode everywhere. He screeches one more time and runs back inside. Funny shit I ever did see. All caught on TV. They only showed the first few seconds when he got hit in the face. Un-Official Sponsor of Randy Choate and Kevin Siegrist Comment Post Cancel davhaf Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 21442 Share Tweet #12 03-25-2004, 09:11 AM I would open a vein if I were slapped by Richard Simmons and wasn't arrested for murder afterwards. I agree with Davhaf.....Kaiser March 9,2004 Official Lounge co-sponsor of Jason Motte. Mick Jagger is in better shape than far too many NBA players. It's up in the air whether the same can be said of Keith Richards. Bill Walton Comment Post Cancel justwundrin Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 2214 Share Tweet #13 03-25-2004, 09:18 AM Originally posted by lazydaze@Mar 25 2004, 10:10 AM When he comes out in his sequin outfit, the beads just go crazy, he is waving and cheering and ....whap.... a set of beads nails him square in the kisser, I mean a rocket shot. Well he flies of the handle, he is hysterical...Crying and screaming, throws all kinds of drinks and nick knack down at the crowd. Maybe he was expecting a pearl necklace? Official sponsor of the baseball gods and other missalaneous stuff. Comment Post Cancel JWB Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 29842 Share Tweet #14 03-25-2004, 09:36 AM Originally posted by Weird_English_Guy@Mar 25 2004, 08:13 AM I hope for his sake, this guys name doesn't come out. Other wise he'll be up there with David Gest in the wussy pussy stakes. Or Lionel Richie. Seriously, If I got my ass kicked by Richard Simmons, I'd find the nearest moving bus and stand in front of it. RIP Chris Jones 1971-2009 You'll never be forgotten. Comment Post Cancel Previous template Next English (US) Deutsch (Du) English (US) French Spanish Help Contact Us Go to top Copyright © 2003-13, TippingPitchers.com Powered by vBulletin® Version 5.7.3 Copyright © 2023 vBulletin Solutions, Inc. All rights reserved. All times are GMT-6. This page was generated at 10:18 AM. Working... Yes No OK OK Cancel X

[steveInebriated]

Originally posted by Weird_English_Guy+Mar 25 2004, 09:35 AM-->

QUOTE (Weird_English_Guy @ Mar 25 2004, 09:35 AM)

Originally posted by [email protected] 25 2004, 09:28 AM Turd Ferguson Admire me. Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 38335 Share Tweet #10 03-25-2004, 08:53 AM If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother. Comment Post Cancel lazydaze Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 34777 Share Tweet #11 03-25-2004, 09:10 AM True story.... About 7 years ago, a client had an apartment on Bourbon Street (NO), and I was invited down for Mardi Gras. Well, we were all out on the balcony watching the festivities, beads getting tossed up and down, bewbies flashing, etc... Typical Mardi Gras stuff... Well, Ole Dick Simmons was going to make alive televised appearance from the Balcony next to ours. When he comes out in his sequin outfit, the beads just go crazy, he is waving and cheering and ....whap.... a set of beads nails him square in the kisser, I mean a rocket shot. Well he flies of the handle, he is hysterical...Crying and screaming, throws all kinds of drinks and nick knack down at the crowd. All of a sudden this deck of cards comes whipping by, hits the wall and the cards just explode everywhere. He screeches one more time and runs back inside. Funny shit I ever did see. All caught on TV. They only showed the first few seconds when he got hit in the face. Un-Official Sponsor of Randy Choate and Kevin Siegrist Comment Post Cancel davhaf Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 21442 Share Tweet #12 03-25-2004, 09:11 AM I would open a vein if I were slapped by Richard Simmons and wasn't arrested for murder afterwards. I agree with Davhaf.....Kaiser March 9,2004 Official Lounge co-sponsor of Jason Motte. Mick Jagger is in better shape than far too many NBA players. It's up in the air whether the same can be said of Keith Richards. Bill Walton Comment Post Cancel justwundrin Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 2214 Share Tweet #13 03-25-2004, 09:18 AM Originally posted by lazydaze@Mar 25 2004, 10:10 AM When he comes out in his sequin outfit, the beads just go crazy, he is waving and cheering and ....whap.... a set of beads nails him square in the kisser, I mean a rocket shot. Well he flies of the handle, he is hysterical...Crying and screaming, throws all kinds of drinks and nick knack down at the crowd. Maybe he was expecting a pearl necklace? Official sponsor of the baseball gods and other missalaneous stuff. Comment Post Cancel JWB Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 29842 Share Tweet #14 03-25-2004, 09:36 AM Originally posted by Weird_English_Guy@Mar 25 2004, 08:13 AM I hope for his sake, this guys name doesn't come out. Other wise he'll be up there with David Gest in the wussy pussy stakes. Or Lionel Richie. Seriously, If I got my ass kicked by Richard Simmons, I'd find the nearest moving bus and stand in front of it. RIP Chris Jones 1971-2009 You'll never be forgotten. Comment Post Cancel Previous template Next English (US) Deutsch (Du) English (US) French Spanish Help Contact Us Go to top Copyright © 2003-13, TippingPitchers.com Powered by vBulletin® Version 5.7.3 Copyright © 2023 vBulletin Solutions, Inc. All rights reserved. All times are GMT-6. This page was generated at 10:18 AM. Working... Yes No OK OK Cancel X

[Turd Ferguson]

[lazydaze]

True story....

About 7 years ago, a client had an apartment on Bourbon Street (NO), and I was invited down for Mardi Gras.

Well, we were all out on the balcony watching the festivities, beads getting tossed up and down, bewbies flashing, etc... Typical Mardi Gras stuff...

Well, Ole Dick Simmons was going to make alive televised appearance from the Balcony next to ours. When he comes out in his sequin outfit, the beads just go crazy, he is waving and cheering and ....whap.... a set of beads nails him square in the kisser, I mean a rocket shot. Well he flies of the handle, he is hysterical...Crying and screaming, throws all kinds of drinks and nick knack down at the crowd. All of a sudden this deck of cards comes whipping by, hits the wall and the cards just explode everywhere. He screeches one more time and runs back inside. Funny shit I ever did see. All caught on TV. They only showed the first few seconds when he got hit in the face.

[davhaf]

I would open a vein if I were slapped by Richard Simmons and wasn't arrested for murder afterwards.

[justwundrin]

Originally posted by lazydaze@Mar 25 2004, 10:10 AM
When he comes out in his sequin outfit, the beads just go crazy, he is waving and cheering and ....whap.... a set of beads nails him square in the kisser, I mean a rocket shot. Well he flies of the handle, he is hysterical...Crying and screaming, throws all kinds of drinks and nick knack down at the crowd.

Maybe he was expecting a pearl necklace?

[JWB]

Originally posted by Weird_English_Guy@Mar 25 2004, 08:13 AM
I hope for his sake, this guys name doesn't come out. Other wise he'll be up there with David Gest in the wussy pussy stakes.

Or Lionel Richie.

Seriously, If I got my ass kicked by Richard Simmons, I'd find the nearest moving bus and stand in front of it.