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    1) Someone's world must be rocked by the All Star break...if there is no rocking of the world, someone should be pushed aside as head columnist of the Post Dispatch.
    2) Everytime someone from a competing media outlet is featured on another media outlet acting buddy buddy, someone from the lounge and tells them they are 'pwned'
    3) Al Hrabosky sucks
    4) Greg Vaughn should make the Cardinals, as an usher. SportLoungers should always seek to sit in Greg's section.
    5) Al Hrabosky sucks a lot
    6) Anytime Bernie Mikalaszsassksksz goes on a drama queen rant, someone from the lounge will
    a. bring up the time he compared making fun of Bernie's take on Martz to making fun of his dead dad
    b. his old mullet (and demand it's return)
    7) Improved American/Australian relations.
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  • #2
    I forgot to add:

    8) if you are going to engage on a self financed guerilla campaign to remove Tony LaRussa and Walt
    a. spell their names right
    b. don't act like spending quality time with Deniro and McKenna means you've 'made it'
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    • #3
      Can we add amendments to this platform at our own discretion?

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      • #4
        I am in.

        We must add one more rule


        Glen Ricther must NEVER be allowed to call a radio show.

        NEVER
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        • #5
          Originally posted by SLUBLUE@Mar 24 2004, 10:43 PM
          2) Everytime someone from a competing media outlet is featured on another media outlet acting buddy buddy, someone from the lounge and tells them they are 'pwned'
          I prefer this...


          "Can't buy what I want because it's free...
          Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
          -- Pearl Jam, from the single Corduroy

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          • #6
            1. The god-given right to call anyone you disagree with an "asscake"

            2. The ability to use the term fag whenever the mood strike you...also can be subed with poofter and slappo

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Indu WangZi@Mar 24 2004, 10:48 PM
              2. The ability to use the term fag whenever the mood strike you...also can be subed with poofter and slappo
              Or Kite-flyer. Or muffin.

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              • #8
                fish....yes...

                sparrow.....you're no longer in the media relations wing of the sportsloungearmy...you've been relegated to KP until you can be forceful and or witty on air

                indu....? no....
                Are you on the list?

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                • #9
                  00...keep in mind sight gags won't work on sports open line
                  Are you on the list?

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by SLUBLUE@Mar 24 2004, 10:50 PM
                    00...keep in mind sight gags won't work on sports open line
                    It does work on forums, however....

                    "Can't buy what I want because it's free...
                    Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
                    -- Pearl Jam, from the single Corduroy

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by SLUBLUE@Mar 24 2004, 10:50 PM
                      fish....yes...

                      sparrow.....you're no longer in the media relations wing of the sportsloungearmy...you've been relegated to KP until you can be forceful and or witty on air

                      indu....? no....
                      No...what???

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Indu WangZi+Mar 24 2004, 10:52 PM-->
                        QUOTE (Indu WangZi @ Mar 24 2004, 10:52 PM)

                      • #13
                        what does KP mean?
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                        • #14
                          Perhaps Wang, stroker, and I can write the funny materials for those will the balls to read on air what we have to say/write?
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                          • #15
                            Good job let me sleep on some more.
                            Turning the other cheek is better than burying the other body.

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