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    Jessica Simpson is mildly retarded

    Simpson, whose verbal gaffes are also legendary, pulled another one Sunday visiting the White House, our sources say. The singer was introduced to Interior Secretary Gale Norton and gushed: "You've done a nice job decorating the White House."


    That made my day. One, because it's funny, and two, because Norton is probably more qualified to be an interior decoratior.
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    Ridiculous on all fronts.
    When you say to your neighbor, "We're having a loud party on Saturday night if that's alright with you," what you really mean is, "We're having a loud party on Saturday night."

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    • #3
      I'd still pee in her butthole.
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      • #4
        Originally posted by BringBackZezel@Mar 16 2004, 11:12 AM
        I'd still pee in her butthole.
        well, yeah.
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        • #5
          Pee?
          When you say to your neighbor, "We're having a loud party on Saturday night if that's alright with you," what you really mean is, "We're having a loud party on Saturday night."

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          • #6
            Originally posted by WinstonSmith@Mar 16 2004, 11:17 AM
            Pee?
            Don't knock it until you've peed in a famous chick's butthole.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by BringBackZezel+Mar 16 2004, 11:17 AM-->
              QUOTE (BringBackZezel @ Mar 16 2004, 11:17 AM)
            • #8
              Originally posted by BringBackZezel+Mar 16 2004, 11:17 AM-->
              QUOTE (BringBackZezel @ Mar 16 2004, 11:17 AM)
            • #9
              Did she really say that? No one is that stupid are they?

              I don't care how stupid she is, I'd do what BBZ said too.
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              • #10
                Originally posted by TTB+Mar 16 2004, 11:19 AM-->
                QUOTE (TTB @ Mar 16 2004, 11:19 AM)
                Originally posted by [email protected] 16 2004, 11:17 AM
              • #11
                Originally posted by Weird_English_Guy+Mar 16 2004, 11:19 AM-->
                QUOTE (Weird_English_Guy @ Mar 16 2004, 11:19 AM)
                Originally posted by [email protected] 16 2004, 11:17 AM
              • #12
                Originally posted by BringBackZezel+Mar 16 2004, 11:23 AM-->
                QUOTE (BringBackZezel @ Mar 16 2004, 11:23 AM)
                Originally posted by [email protected] 16 2004, 11:19 AM
                Originally posted by [email protected] 16 2004, 11:17 AM
              • #13
                Originally posted by SLUBLUE+Mar 16 2004, 11:20 AM-->
                QUOTE (SLUBLUE @ Mar 16 2004, 11:20 AM)
                Originally posted by [email protected] 16 2004, 11:19 AM
                Originally posted by [email protected] 16 2004, 11:17 AM
              • #14
                Because I care about linkage...

                Edit, I hate it when they dont work. :angry:

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                • #15
                  Jessica Simpson is laughing all the way to the bank...
                  The Dude abides.

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