I might not see you guys for a few days

[jhuegy]

Keep me posted. I start jury duty in STL county tomorrow morning for at least 2 days. B)

[ElviswasaBluesFan]

Just go in and pronounce that you think if the cops arrested him, then he must be guilty. I bet you're home by noon.

[DaLode]

My life-long Democrat brother just finished his latest jury duty on Friday and called me to say that he now understands why I've long contended that there is no justice system in this country but a real smooth-running legal system.

It's a gas. You'll like it. It'll open your eyes. Go for it.

[davhaf]

I usually tell them that I'm a convicted felon and I think the baliff is really cute. I'm out of there in a heart beat.

[Indu WangZi]

Originally posted by davhaf@Mar 14 2004, 10:49 PM
I usually tell them that I'm a convicted felon and I think the baliff is really cute. I'm out of there in a heart beat.

And at least half of that is likely to be true....just wonder what half

[madyaks]

Unless they hurt a kid, or raped a woman let them go.

Unless well it's RUSH. :P

[davhaf]

Originally posted by Indu WangZi+Mar 14 2004, 10:50 PM-->

QUOTE (Indu WangZi @ Mar 14 2004, 10:50 PM)

hansolo Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 12964 Share Tweet #8 03-14-2004, 10:54 PM jhuegy - Go, ye giddy goose. Comment Post Cancel DaLode Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1588 Share Tweet #9 03-14-2004, 11:51 PM Originally posted by davhaf+Mar 14 2004, 10:56 PM--> QUOTE (davhaf @ Mar 14 2004, 10:56 PM) Originally posted by Indu [email protected] 14 2004, 10:50 PM Jack Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 14182 Share Tweet #10 03-14-2004, 11:59 PM Tell them you HATE gays and that you are in favor of the death penalty. Make sure you work the "N"- word into a sentence. They will throw your ass out of there and never call you back to serve again. If you are a black male, work the word Cracker or white trash into a sentence. That will work too. Official Sponsor of Jim Edmonds & John Smoltz Comment Post Cancel jhuegy Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 14793 Share Tweet #11 03-15-2004, 05:10 AM I am pretty pumped about this. I'm 48 and only been called one other time. Spent 2 days reading a book and never got called. This is my second time and I really would like to work a case. I really take this kind of stuff serious but I don't think I would want to get on a murder case or anything too serious. I am really excited if for no other reason, my son bought me "Ball Four" a couple years ago and I've never taken the time to read it again. I read it when it first came out and loved it. I love reading about beaver shots in the stands as told by Mickey Mantle and all the boys. RIP Stan the Man The StL Blues will NEVER win the Stanley Cup. I repeat, NEVER! I miss TLR! Comment Post Cancel davhaf Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 21442 Share Tweet #12 03-15-2004, 05:52 AM Originally posted by DaLode+Mar 15 2004, 12:51 AM--> QUOTE (DaLode @ Mar 15 2004, 12:51 AM) Originally posted by [email protected] 14 2004, 10:56 PM Originally posted by Indu [email protected] 14 2004, 10:50 PM jhuegy Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 14793 Share Tweet #13 03-15-2004, 03:19 PM Well, the first day is history and I read the ENTIRE P-D and 1/3 of Ball Four. I get to go back and try it again tomorrow. They didn't even call my name once. Maybe I ought to let them know I'm a Lounger and I would get picked right off the bat? Oh well, I made $10 and mileage today so it wasn't a wasted day. :rolleyes: RIP Stan the Man The StL Blues will NEVER win the Stanley Cup. I repeat, NEVER! I miss TLR! Comment Post Cancel Fishbone Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 9374 Share Tweet #14 03-15-2004, 03:21 PM I'm a Lounger and I would get picked right off the bat? Good luck with that line. I tried using it at Del Taco to move through the service line quicker but all I got was extra spit in my bean burrito. Typical. Comment Post Cancel jhuegy Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 14793 Share Tweet #15 03-15-2004, 03:23 PM Originally posted by Fishbone@Mar 15 2004, 04:21 PM all I got was extra spit in my bean burrito. RIP Stan the Man The StL Blues will NEVER win the Stanley Cup. I repeat, NEVER! I miss TLR! Comment Post Cancel Previous 1 2 template Next English (US) Deutsch (Du) English (US) French Spanish Help Contact Us Go to top Copyright © 2003-13, TippingPitchers.com Powered by vBulletin® Version 5.7.3 Copyright © 2023 vBulletin Solutions, Inc. All rights reserved. All times are GMT-6. This page was generated at 01:02 AM. Working... Yes No OK OK Cancel X

[hansolo]

jhuegy -

Go, ye giddy goose.

[DaLode]

Originally posted by davhaf+Mar 14 2004, 10:56 PM-->

QUOTE (davhaf @ Mar 14 2004, 10:56 PM)

Originally posted by Indu [email protected] 14 2004, 10:50 PM Jack Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 14182 Share Tweet #10 03-14-2004, 11:59 PM Tell them you HATE gays and that you are in favor of the death penalty. Make sure you work the "N"- word into a sentence. They will throw your ass out of there and never call you back to serve again. If you are a black male, work the word Cracker or white trash into a sentence. That will work too. Official Sponsor of Jim Edmonds & John Smoltz Comment Post Cancel jhuegy Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 14793 Share Tweet #11 03-15-2004, 05:10 AM I am pretty pumped about this. I'm 48 and only been called one other time. Spent 2 days reading a book and never got called. This is my second time and I really would like to work a case. I really take this kind of stuff serious but I don't think I would want to get on a murder case or anything too serious. I am really excited if for no other reason, my son bought me "Ball Four" a couple years ago and I've never taken the time to read it again. I read it when it first came out and loved it. I love reading about beaver shots in the stands as told by Mickey Mantle and all the boys. RIP Stan the Man The StL Blues will NEVER win the Stanley Cup. I repeat, NEVER! I miss TLR! Comment Post Cancel davhaf Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 21442 Share Tweet #12 03-15-2004, 05:52 AM Originally posted by DaLode+Mar 15 2004, 12:51 AM--> QUOTE (DaLode @ Mar 15 2004, 12:51 AM) Originally posted by [email protected] 14 2004, 10:56 PM Originally posted by Indu [email protected] 14 2004, 10:50 PM jhuegy Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 14793 Share Tweet #13 03-15-2004, 03:19 PM Well, the first day is history and I read the ENTIRE P-D and 1/3 of Ball Four. I get to go back and try it again tomorrow. They didn't even call my name once. Maybe I ought to let them know I'm a Lounger and I would get picked right off the bat? Oh well, I made $10 and mileage today so it wasn't a wasted day. :rolleyes: RIP Stan the Man The StL Blues will NEVER win the Stanley Cup. I repeat, NEVER! I miss TLR! Comment Post Cancel Fishbone Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 9374 Share Tweet #14 03-15-2004, 03:21 PM I'm a Lounger and I would get picked right off the bat? Good luck with that line. I tried using it at Del Taco to move through the service line quicker but all I got was extra spit in my bean burrito. Typical. Comment Post Cancel jhuegy Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 14793 Share Tweet #15 03-15-2004, 03:23 PM Originally posted by Fishbone@Mar 15 2004, 04:21 PM all I got was extra spit in my bean burrito. RIP Stan the Man The StL Blues will NEVER win the Stanley Cup. I repeat, NEVER! I miss TLR! Comment Post Cancel Previous 1 2 template Next English (US) Deutsch (Du) English (US) French Spanish Help Contact Us Go to top Copyright © 2003-13, TippingPitchers.com Powered by vBulletin® Version 5.7.3 Copyright © 2023 vBulletin Solutions, Inc. All rights reserved. All times are GMT-6. This page was generated at 01:02 AM. Working... Yes No OK OK Cancel X

[Jack Sparrow]

Tell them you HATE gays and that you are in favor of the death penalty.

Make sure you work the "N"- word into a sentence. They will throw your ass out of there and never call you back to serve again.

If you are a black male, work the word Cracker or white trash into a sentence. That will work too.

[jhuegy]

I am pretty pumped about this. I'm 48 and only been called one other time. Spent 2 days reading a book and never got called. This is my second time and I really would like to work a case. I really take this kind of stuff serious but I don't think I would want to get on a murder case or anything too serious. I am really excited if for no other reason, my son bought me "Ball Four" a couple years ago and I've never taken the time to read it again. I read it when it first came out and loved it. I love reading about beaver shots in the stands as told by Mickey Mantle and all the boys.

[davhaf]

Originally posted by DaLode+Mar 15 2004, 12:51 AM-->

QUOTE (DaLode @ Mar 15 2004, 12:51 AM)

Originally posted by [email protected] 14 2004, 10:56 PM Originally posted by Indu [email protected] 14 2004, 10:50 PM jhuegy Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 14793 Share Tweet #13 03-15-2004, 03:19 PM Well, the first day is history and I read the ENTIRE P-D and 1/3 of Ball Four. I get to go back and try it again tomorrow. They didn't even call my name once. Maybe I ought to let them know I'm a Lounger and I would get picked right off the bat? Oh well, I made $10 and mileage today so it wasn't a wasted day. :rolleyes: RIP Stan the Man The StL Blues will NEVER win the Stanley Cup. I repeat, NEVER! I miss TLR! Comment Post Cancel Fishbone Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 9374 Share Tweet #14 03-15-2004, 03:21 PM I'm a Lounger and I would get picked right off the bat? Good luck with that line. I tried using it at Del Taco to move through the service line quicker but all I got was extra spit in my bean burrito. Typical. Comment Post Cancel jhuegy Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 14793 Share Tweet #15 03-15-2004, 03:23 PM Originally posted by Fishbone@Mar 15 2004, 04:21 PM all I got was extra spit in my bean burrito. RIP Stan the Man The StL Blues will NEVER win the Stanley Cup. I repeat, NEVER! I miss TLR! Comment Post Cancel Previous 1 2 template Next English (US) Deutsch (Du) English (US) French Spanish Help Contact Us Go to top Copyright © 2003-13, TippingPitchers.com Powered by vBulletin® Version 5.7.3 Copyright © 2023 vBulletin Solutions, Inc. All rights reserved. All times are GMT-6. This page was generated at 01:02 AM. Working... Yes No OK OK Cancel X

[jhuegy]

Well, the first day is history and I read the ENTIRE P-D and 1/3 of Ball Four. I get to go back and try it again tomorrow. They didn't even call my name once. Maybe I ought to let them know I'm a Lounger and I would get picked right off the bat? Oh well, I made $10 and mileage today so it wasn't a wasted day. :rolleyes:

[Fishbone]

I'm a Lounger and I would get picked right off the bat?

Good luck with that line. I tried using it at Del Taco to move through the service line quicker but all I got was extra spit in my bean burrito. Typical.

[jhuegy]

Originally posted by Fishbone@Mar 15 2004, 04:21 PM
all I got was extra spit in my bean burrito.