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    My 1,000th post.

    I was told to mention Jack Sparrow. What a prick.

    With this monumental post, I feel it necessary to pass along this helpful information –

    PEANUT BUTTER CUPCAKES

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    CUPCAKES:

    1/2 c. creamy peanut butter1/3 c. shortening1 1/2 c. brown sugar1 tsp. vanilla2 eggs2 c. flour2 tsp. baking powder1/2 tsp. salt1 c. milk
    FROSTING:

    1 box powdered sugarPeanut butter to taste1 tbsp. shorteningLittle gob of butter1 tsp. vanillaMilk
    Cream together peanut butter, shortening and brown sugar till light and fluffy. Add vanilla and eggs, beat until fluffy. Sift flour, baking powder and salt, then add alternately with milk beating after each addition, fill paper bake cups in muffin pan 1/2 full. Bake at 375 degrees for 15-20 minutes. Cool and frost. Mix all frosting ingredients till creamy, then spread.
    If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother.

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    "Can't buy what I want because it's free...
    Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
    -- Pearl Jam, from the single Corduroy

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    • #3
      Originally posted by 007@Mar 12 2004, 04:01 PM
      If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother.

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      • #4
        Go back to Betty's box and type that shit.

        What a worthless asshole.

        I am still waiting for the recipe for "soft" pretzels.

        Anyone?
        Official Sponsor of Jim Edmonds & John Smoltz

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        • #5
          Soft Pretzels (makes 12)


          1 cup warm water
          1 package dry active yeast
          1 1/2 cups flour
          2 tbs. vegetable oil
          1/2 tsp. salt
          1 1/4 cup flour


          4 cups water
          2 tbs. baking soda
          2 tbs. coarse salt


          Dissolve the yeast in the warm water and let stand for 10 minutes. Add the vegetable oil, salt and 1 1/2 cups flour. Stir togrther until thoroughly combined. Add remaining flour and knead dough for 5 minutes. Let the dough rest for 1 hour.

          Divide the dough into 12 equal shapes and reform them into small balls. Let them rest for 15 minutes. Roll them into 18" lengths and form them into pretzel shapes or cut each length in half to make sticks. Preheat oven to 475 degrees.

          In a large pot, place the baking soda and water to a boil. Let the pretzels rise for a 1/2 hour. Add the pretzels to the boiling water for 1 minute. Remove and place on a greased sheetpan. Sprinkle with coarse salt and bake for 12 minutes.
          If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by JackSparrow@Mar 12 2004, 04:04 PM
            Go back to Betty's box and type that shit.

            What a worthless asshole.

            I am still waiting for the recipe for "soft" pretzels.

            Anyone?
            2 of them good?

            I think you've over-estimated your effectiveness.
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            • #7
              I hate to burst your bubble, but it says that was your 1001st post.

              Oh wait.... now it was your 1002nd post.
              "Need some wood?" -- George W. Bush, October 8, 2004

              "Historians will judge if this war is just, not your punk ass." -- Dave Glover, December 8, 2004

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              • #8
                Originally posted by ElviswasaBluesFan+Mar 12 2004, 04:05 PM-->
                QUOTE (ElviswasaBluesFan @ Mar 12 2004, 04:05 PM)

              • #9
                Also, I had that great line about peeing for distance or volume at the forum that shall remain unnamed.
                If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother.

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                • #10
                  Originally posted by Turd Ferguson@Mar 12 2004, 04:08 PM
                  Also, I had that great line about peeing for distance or volume at the forum that shall remain unnamed.
                  That was you?

                  I really liked that one.
                  "Need some wood?" -- George W. Bush, October 8, 2004

                  "Historians will judge if this war is just, not your punk ass." -- Dave Glover, December 8, 2004

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                  • #11
                    Originally posted by Turd Ferguson@Mar 12 2004, 04:08 PM
                    Also, I had that great line about peeing for distance or volume at the forum that shall remain unnamed.
                    you STFU.

                    you don't have any say in this.
                    Are you on the list?

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                    • #12
                      Originally posted by SLUBLUE+Mar 12 2004, 04:13 PM-->
                      QUOTE (SLUBLUE @ Mar 12 2004, 04:13 PM)

                    • #13
                      Originally posted by phantom+Mar 12 2004, 04:10 PM-->
                      QUOTE (phantom @ Mar 12 2004, 04:10 PM)

                    • #14
                      Originally posted by Turd Ferguson@Mar 12 2004, 03:57 PM
                      beat until fluffy
                      This is fucking pathetic. I'm going to get out of my jammies and go get a real life. JJ.

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                      • #15
                        Am I allowed to marry a thread? If so, this is what I want.

                        A life long commitment to a message board thread. It's really so different from real life. You might be surprised.
                        Sometimes elections have positive consequences!

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