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  • The game of hockey

    The game of hockey is:
    - The wind blowing through your hair as you glide on the ice.
    - A cold, crisp, sunny afternoon.
    - The tickle of the twine as the puck hits the back of net.
    - Teamwork and crisp passing.
    - A booming slap shot.
    - A nice hard body check.
    - 2500 people crammed into a 2000 seat arena to watch a midget game.

    The game of hockey is not:
    - Holding, clutching, and grabbing.
    - High sticking and cheap shots to the head.
    - $9 million dollar players.
    - Empty lower bowl seats and businessmen on cell phones.
    - The game as exhibited by the NHL.
    LONG LIVE THE NOTE!


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    The game of hockey is:
    - Getting drunk as hell before the game and yelling stuff during the national anthem.
    - Making a sign that has pink panties attached to it and being a mini-celebrity on Canadian TV.
    - Waiting for a stoppage in play to get back to your seats, or to pee.
    - Constantly checking boxscores to see how your fantasy teams are doing.

    The game of hockey is not:
    - Section 327 Top Shelf Fans.
    - Gary Bettman's vision.

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