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  • Steve Cox Day!

    Age: 29
    Height: 6-4
    Weight: 225 lbs.


    Bats: Left
    Throws: Left
    Pos: 1B



    Born: October 31, 1974, Delano, CA, United States
    Full Name: Charles Steven Cox
    College: None
    Experience: 4 years


    Cox is not your typical slugging first baseman. He doesn't have big-time power, but his swing is sweet enough that he should be able to put up some big numbers, similar, perhaps, to Mark Grace. To do so, Cox has to take full advantage of his RBI opportunities. He led the Rays with 28 game-tying or go-ahead RBI.

    I dont know how much PT this man will receive, but I am certain he will be a huge lefty bat off the bench in the pinch. He will be looked upon to deliver big blows in crucial situations like Perez used to. If nothing else, he will get the lefty pinch hitting duties above KRob (if he isnt playing LF) and Ray Tankford (If he makes the team).

    Just being born on Halloween makes him one scary lefty at the plate and stuff.
    He is likely a head taller than Cg but could not out drink her. He is clumsy but very graceful around the bag. Cg likes that in a man.

    Let's give thanks to the Cox that came before him, as he wouldnt be here without them.

    Celebrate Steve Cox.
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  • #2
    FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    "Can't buy what I want because it's free...
    Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
    -- Pearl Jam, from the single Corduroy

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    • #3
      Jack, in your world, isn't everyday "Cox Day"...?
      . . . and to tell you this: I work with gays, have friends who are gay, go to church with gays. Most of them are aware that I believe that homosexual behavior is sin. Some of them actually agree. Most don't. It's OK . . . because they also know or at least have been made aware of my multitude of sins: adulterous heart, lustful and covetous behavior, wicked pride, angry spirit . . . do I need to go on?
      -mike
      mike smith, post-dispatch online sports editor

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      • #4
        He's no Marlon Anderson.
        RIP Chris Jones 1971-2009
        You'll never be forgotten.

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        • #5
          He's my second favourite COX....

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          • #6
            Marlon doesn't have a booblehead....EAT IT!!!




            "Can't buy what I want because it's free...
            Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
            -- Pearl Jam, from the single Corduroy

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            • #7
              Marlon's so good, he don't need no stinkin' bobblehead.
              RIP Chris Jones 1971-2009
              You'll never be forgotten.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by JWB@Mar 11 2004, 12:57 AM
                Marlon's so good, he don't need no stinkin' bobblehead.
                In your dreams, Dub....

                COX RULES!!!

                "Can't buy what I want because it's free...
                Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
                -- Pearl Jam, from the single Corduroy

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                • #9
                  Cg gave strict orders to crack skulls if you idiots dont celebrate the player in the proper way. Do as she wishes.

                  If you have nothing nice to say, dont click on the link.

                  If you have somethng nice to say, let it all hang out about Cox.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by JackSparrow@Mar 11 2004, 01:00 AM
                    Cg gave strict orders to crack skulls if you idiots dont celebrate the player in the proper way. Do as she wishes.

                    If you have nothing nice to say, dont click on the link.

                    If you have somethng nice to say, let it all hang out about Cox.
                    Hey, asspie...

                    Suck my COX!!!

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                    • #11
                      Hey double oh... your cox is hanging out....

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                      • #12
                        I'm just not secure enough to celebrate Cox.........
                        AKA reddevil
                        AKA davel a devil

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                        • #13
                          Wow, got an early start on this guy's celebration.
                          When you say to your neighbor, "We're having a loud party on Saturday night if that's alright with you," what you really mean is, "We're having a loud party on Saturday night."

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by JackSparrow@Mar 11 2004, 01:00 AM
                            Cg gave strict orders to crack skulls if you idiots dont celebrate the player in the proper way. Do as she wishes.

                            If you have nothing nice to say, dont click on the link.

                            If you have somethng nice to say, let it all hang out about Cox.
                            Hey, Asscake, who died and left you in charge. CG would be turning over in her grave if she was dead, instead of on her way to Jupiter!
                            RIP Stan the Man
                            The StL Blues will NEVER win the Stanley Cup. I repeat, NEVER!
                            I miss TLR!

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                            • #15
                              OO, you better preach something great about your boy.

                              If not, this will be the smallest player thread for a celebration day.

                              If you dont come in here and spread the fire, it'll mean Steve has the smallest Cox thread.
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