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    Anybody up for poker?
    Jimmy Buffett quote of the week:

    "Open season on the open seas and Captain says no prisoners please. Skull and crossbones on a background of black. We ain't stealin' we're just takin' back ."


    - Jimmy Buffett, Take it Back, Boats, Beaches, Bars and Ballads Box Set

    "Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude."

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  • #2
    i can play in a few hours
    Are you on the list?

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    • #3
      Originally posted by SLUBLUE@Mar 10 2004, 05:24 PM
      i can play in a few hours
      I'm telling your boss!
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      • #4
        Originally posted by JackSparrow+Mar 10 2004, 05:25 PM-->
        QUOTE (JackSparrow @ Mar 10 2004, 05:25 PM)

      • #5
        Originally posted by SLUBLUE@Mar 10 2004, 05:26 PM
        mother &*##
        Now I am telling your boss' boss
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        • #6
          Originally posted by JackSparrow+Mar 10 2004, 05:25 PM-->
          QUOTE (JackSparrow @ Mar 10 2004, 05:25 PM)

        • #7
          Originally posted by JackSparrow+Mar 10 2004, 05:27 PM-->
          QUOTE (JackSparrow @ Mar 10 2004, 05:27 PM)

        • #8
          Originally posted by SLUBLUE@Mar 10 2004, 05:24 PM
          i can play in a few hours
          Sounds good to me SLU.

          Jack, if you would like another round of me taking your money, feel free to join in. . .
          Jimmy Buffett quote of the week:

          "Open season on the open seas and Captain says no prisoners please. Skull and crossbones on a background of black. We ain't stealin' we're just takin' back ."


          - Jimmy Buffett, Take it Back, Boats, Beaches, Bars and Ballads Box Set

          "Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude."

          -

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          • #9
            Originally posted by kennyboyerfan@Mar 10 2004, 05:27 PM
            Dammit, Jack, you beat me to it. You're on a roll, today.
            Speaking of roll, I have a sick fucking story from a Dr. friend of mine.

            Man, I shouldnt tell this.

            Oh well, here goes.

            He has this client, she around 5 foot 3, and well over 400 lbs, might be pushing 500.

            Well, the lady comes in for appointments nearly every 6 weeks. She always has an ache or something wrong with her.

            She came in last month, and she had a pain in her stomach, but said it wasnt in her stomach.

            The Dr. made her lift her shirt, he lifted up one of her rolls, and found the tv remote control. He didnt laugh, just asked if she fealt better.

            He left the room.

            He didnt make fun of this lady nor did he laugh about it, he just said it couldnt be any more disgusting.

            I told him sure it could, it could have been in a roll on her ass.

            true story. Sick as can be.
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            • #10
              Originally posted by ScottStevens@Mar 10 2004, 05:31 PM
              Jack, if you would like another round of me taking your money, feel free to join in. . .
              Fine with me, just dont take my virginity, ok?
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              • #11
                Originally posted by JackSparrow+Mar 10 2004, 05:32 PM-->
                QUOTE (JackSparrow @ Mar 10 2004, 05:32 PM)

              • #12
                Originally posted by JackSparrow+Mar 10 2004, 05:31 PM-->
                QUOTE (JackSparrow @ Mar 10 2004, 05:31 PM)

              • #13
                Gotta love crude medial humor.

                My wife is a nurse. She said a woman came in one day and said she was sure she had a yeast infection. The doctor asked her why.

                "Cause I smell like bread."

                I swear to God I'm not making this up.
                "There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."
                --Albert Einstein

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                • #14
                  Originally posted by kennyboyerfan@Mar 10 2004, 05:43 PM
                  Gotta love crude medial humor.

                  My wife is a nurse. She said a woman came in one day and said she was sure she had a yeast infection. The doctor asked her why.

                  "Cause I smell like bread."

                  I swear to God I'm not making this up.
                  Wow. . .

                  They sure are out there. . . :o
                  Jimmy Buffett quote of the week:

                  "Open season on the open seas and Captain says no prisoners please. Skull and crossbones on a background of black. We ain't stealin' we're just takin' back ."


                  - Jimmy Buffett, Take it Back, Boats, Beaches, Bars and Ballads Box Set

                  "Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude."

                  -

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                  • #15
                    So poker?
                    Dude. Can. Fly.

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