Marlon Anderson Day

[Jack Sparrow]

Age: 30
Height: 5-11
Weight: 200 lbs.
Bats: Left
Throws: Right
Pos: 2B



Born: January 6, 1974, Montgomery, AL, United States
Full Name: Marlon Ordell Anderson
College: S Alabama
Experience: 6 years
2003 Salary: $600,000


There is no way you can root against a guy with the middle name of Ordell, can you? This guy might be our leadoff man, this guy may not be our leadoff man. Only TLR knows and nobody is saying.

He wont win a gold glove but he will get the job done and will keep the ball on the infield.

He does the little things well and puts the ball in play. Marlon doesnt have an OBP that will knock you off your feet, but when have we ever had a leadoff canidate do that?

Say something nice, say something great, just please say something about Marlon Anderson.

Sit back, relax, and enjoy the celebration of Marlon Anderson and stuff.

[WinstonSmith]

Marlon Anderson shows up every day to play baseball.

[ElviswasaBluesFan]

I think Sparrow needs an intervention.

[Iowa_Card]

Sparrow,

I thought Reggie was the only one here who wears high heels.

[ElviswasaBluesFan]

I'd swear this is really CG posting except for the fact that Sparrow didn't use the phrase "and stuff".

[Iowa_Card]

Originally posted by ElviswasaBluesFan@Mar 10 2004, 09:55 AM
I'd swear this is really CG posting except for the fact that Sparrow didn't use the phrase "and stuff".

Yes, but no mention of "asscake" either. Maybe it's Kaiser posting as Jack posting as CG?

[Jack Sparrow]

Its the real deal peeps.

Fo sizzle my nizzles.

If I had cussed or been "me", it would have taken away from the sanctity of what Cg stands for.

It wouldnt be the way to go.

[justwundrin]

Well, he was named after a big fish.

So he's got that going for him.

Which is nice.


And, tech heads can easily insert him into a sentence, as in,

"When shopping for a PC, should one buy a Compac Ordell?"

[ElviswasaBluesFan]

Definate intervention needed. He's going soft.

[Jack Sparrow]

Enough about me, asscakes.

This thread is about Marlon.

No more vapors, please.

[SLUBLUE]

if you are really doing this in CG style shouldn't you say

1) he has nice calves, so I'll be looking at his legs. They have socks on them. The socks are red.

2) I like red

3) I wonder if he forgets his sunglasses are on top of his hat? I do that, but maybe it's just because I get confused.

4) Free beer?

[Iowa_Card]

Free beer?

Where?

[Turd Ferguson]

Originally posted by SLUBLUE@Mar 10 2004, 10:00 AM
if you are really doing this in CG style shouldn't you say

1) he has nice calves, so I'll be looking at his legs. They have socks on them. The socks are red.

2) I like red

3) I wonder if he forgets his sunglasses are on top of his hat? I do that, but maybe it's just because I get confused.

4) Free beer?

There was also no mention of Marlon’s height compared to Jack/cg.

[kaiser]

Originally posted by SLUBLUE@Mar 10 2004, 10:00 AM
if you are really doing this in CG style shouldn't you say

1) he has nice calves, so I'll be looking at his legs. They have socks on them. The socks are red.

2) I like red

3) I wonder if he forgets his sunglasses are on top of his hat? I do that, but maybe it's just because I get confused.

4) Free beer?

Awesome. And stuff.

Not sure what to think about Florida Marlon, except I'm guessing he makes the team. Also guessing that he's the starting second baseman. Also guessing that he probably won't make the All-Star team.

But I doubt he's a downgrade from last year's second base squad, and if he doesn't hit lead off, he should be fine.

And stuff.

[CD]

You know how great the Cardinals defense has been the last few years? Well, it won't be nearly as good in 2004, not with Marlon Anderson at second. He's as bad as it gets at the position.