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    Pennsylvania blonde

    As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches
    up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck,
    and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window
    and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are
    losing some of your load."

    The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
    When the truck stops for another red light, the girl
    catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up
    and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the
    window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says
    brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing
    some of your load!"

    Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and
    continues down the street. At the third red light, the
    same thing happens again. All out of breath, the
    blonde gets out of her car, runs up and knocks on the
    truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she
    says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some
    of your load!"

    When the light turns green the trucker revs up and
    races to the next light. When he stops this time, he
    hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the
    blonde.

    He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says: "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Pennsylvania and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"
    When you say to your neighbor, "We're having a loud party on Saturday night if that's alright with you," what you really mean is, "We're having a loud party on Saturday night."

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    What do you call a brunette between 2 blondes??

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    • #3
      A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
      We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a
      seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the
      middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.." She
      replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had
      always been there.

      The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to
      draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle
      of it wrote 710.


      He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked
      "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its
      right there."

      If your not sure what a 710 is

      look down here.



















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      • #4
        I was going to create a joke about a blonde chick taking a one-million dollar bill into her local walmart and trying to pay with it, twice.

        But I dont think many people would laugh at such an unrealistic joke.
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