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    Poker Anyone?
    Two couples were playing cards one evening. John accidentally dropped some
    cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them
    up, he noticed that Bill's wife's legs were wide apart, and she wasn't
    wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again,
    hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
    Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wife
    followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?"
    Surprised by her boldness, John admitted that, well, indeed he did.
    She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500."
    After taking a minute to assess the financial situation as well as the
    moral costs of this offer, John says that he is indeed interested.
    She tells him that since her husband, Bill, works Friday afternoons
    and John doesn't, that John should be at her house around 2pm Friday afternoon.
    When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house for the
    planned time at 2pm sharp and after paying her the agreed upon $500, they went
    to the bedroom and completed their sexual transaction as Sue had
    Afterwards, John quickly dressed and left.
    As usual, Bill came home from work at 6pm and upon entering the house,
    asks his wife abruptly, "Did John come by the house this afternoon?"
    With a lump in her throat, Bill's wife answered, "Why yes, he did stop
    by for a few minutes this afternoon." Her heart nearly skipped a beat
    when her husband curtly asked, And did he give you $500?"
    In terror, she assumed that somehow he had found out, and after
    mustering up her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me
    Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying,
    "Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office this morning and
    borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this
    afternoon on his way home and pay me back."

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  • #2
    Thats a classic
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    • #3
      That's good funny.


      • #4

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        • #5
          Anyone wanna loan me $500? I'll pay it back this afternoon.
          If you believe in something sacrifice a hobo to it or don't bother.


          • #6
            Wanted to bumb this up for the night shift
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