Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

God Hates Shrimp

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • God Hates Shrimp

    http://godhatesshrimp.com/

    God Hates Shrimp
    Shrimp, crab, lobster, clams, mussels, all these are an abomination before the Lord, just as gays are an abomination. Why stop at protesting gay marriage? Bring all of God's law unto the heathens and the sodomites. We call upon all Christians to join the crusade against Long John Silver's and Red Lobster. Yea, even Popeye's shall be cleansed. The name of Bubba shall be anathema. We must stop the unbelievers from destroying the sanctity of our restaurants.

    2005 Mandatory Loyalty Oath: I love America, our troops, baseball, Moms, and certain pies. I want no harm to come to any of those institutions, nor do I take any glee in their demise.

  • #2
    Saw that last week. Very funny site.

    Comment

    Working...
    X