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    A big corporation recently hired several cannibals. "You are all
    part of our team now," said the HR rep during the welcoming
    briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the
    cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the
    other employees." The cannibals promised they would not.



    Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard, and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals all shook their heads no.

    After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the
    others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand rose
    hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued, "You
    fool!! For four weeks we've been eating Managers and no one
    noticed anything, but noooooo, you had to go and eat someone who
    actually does something!!!
    Make America Great For Once.

  • #2
    What a racist joke Kev! You should be ashamed of yourself.























    j/k.

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    • #3
      sounds like a bunch of pussies to me
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      • #4
        Define 'eat' as in 'Eating the secretary'....

        "Can't buy what I want because it's free...
        Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
        -- Pearl Jam, from the single Corduroy

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        • #5
          Originally posted by The Kev@Mar 3 2004, 11:12 AM
          For four weeks we've been eating Managers and no one
          noticed anything, but noooooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually does something!!!
          Although loosely implied, a funnier ending would have been:

          ...but noooooo, you had to go and eat someone that would actually be missed.

          "Let me lay it right on the line. Bigotry and racism are among the deadliest social ills plaguing the world today. The only way to destroy them is to expose them. If man is ever to be worthy of his destiny, we must fill our hearts with tolerance.- Stan Lee (circa 1968)

          "Compete less with the person in front of you than the person inside of you." - Anonymous

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